Fri, Apr 15: After 10 am, you can set-up camp. Bring water, shade and firewood.
7:30 pm: “ Cookie” Young is making Bratwurst and m unchies, compliments of the Humbug.
The rest is up to you.

Sat, Apr 16: A Very Busy Day...

7:20 am: Potluck Breakfast - Bring your eggs, bacon, ham, sausage, potatoes and the rest. We’ll cook it up together and stop your heart with the cholesterol. PXL will supply coffee, juice, milk and utensils.

8:43 am: PBC check-in with the Hangman at the cook tent. (PBCs will be Clean & Sober - even retreads!)

9:01 am : Redshirt check-in at the bar, which will open soon after. Beer & sodas free, $1 donation for hard stuff.

Noonish: John W. Bobbitt Memorial Weenie Roast provided by PXL.

4:08 pm: PBC interrogations, entertainment, bribes, presentations, etc.

5:13 pm: Necrology Ceremony (if needed) & Hall of Comparative Ovations .

6:50 pm: Dinner - Cookie’s Clamper beans with charred cow meat & other stuff that’s good for your gut.

7:45 pm: Fireside fun - Raffles, jokes, songs, nekkid wimmun (VHS), male bonding , pass the bottle and the usual BS.

Sun, Apr 17: Another morning after...

7:00 am: A continental breakfast will be available at the cook tent. Aspirin & Rolaids available, too.

8:09 am: Camp clean-up with ALL helping, from Proctors to PBC’s.

10:27 am:Dedication of the new plaque. Please be on your best behavior.

10:46 am: Sheepskins to our new Brothers of ECV , and prayers for the souls of the weak ones.

10:56 am: Drive home to the widder and orphans. But do it SOBER!

More Important S**t

Redshirts: $40.00 prepaid, PBC’s are $60.00 prepaid. It’s $5.00 more at the gate!!!! Get your RSVP in by April 11, 2005 to qualify as pre-paid.

All Hawkers are welcome to ply their goods. (Be prepared to do some trading.)

PLEASE BRING TOYS & PERSONAL ITEMS FOR THE WIDDERS & ORPHANS

BRING: breakfast items, raffle prizes, Good PBC’s, training flicks (VHS), shade, munchies, rake, shovel, work gloves, water, firewood, articles for the widders & orphans, old ECV item s for the Hawker to re-sell.

DON’T BRING: Dope, firearms, explosives (including females), weaponry, anyone under 21, pissy PBC’s or any of the usual No-No’s.

ALL PBC’s must have a suitable bribe for the board and an historical presentation, as well as their dust.

After all this, if you still have questions, contact:NGH Steve Born (818) 360-8529 or StevenBorn@aol.com

XNGH-P Gene Duncker (661) 945-8910 or xngh.pxl@verizon.net

VNGH Paul Weaver (714) 997-5362 or klkuyeden@aol.com

Please Note; From the moment of their arrival, PBCs will be under the control of the Hangman & Vigilantes. The entire initiation process will be done by Grand Council Rules. It will be clean, but memorable! PXL’S Having an Erection at Woody!

(We’ve been waiting for years to use that line!)

Directions to the Clampsite

From the South: Take Highway 99 north, past Bakersfield to Hwy 65. Go north to Hwy 155 and turn right (east) to Woody. Once you get to the Post Office, look for signs pointing to the clampsite.

From the North: Take Highway 99, south to Delano. Take Highway 155 east to Woody (26 miles). Once you get to the Post Office, look for signs pointing to the clampsite.

Planning Meeting before the Doins: Ken Young’s house -205 Galaxy, Oildale, CA - 12 noon on Sat. April 2, 2005. Bring your own drinks. Pizza will be provided by the Humbug! Bring your ideas, plans, inquiries and volunteer spirit. Call (661) 393-1366 for directions

Spring ‘05 at Woody --- R.S.V.P.

Hey, Lebeck guys;

______ I can’t wait to see the Humbug with an erection at Woody. This 40 bucks is worth it.

______ I’ve even got ____ PBC. There’s another 60 bucks for each of them in here, too.

______ Gotta take the jackass to the vet. But, keep me on the list for this $5.00

One of my good checks for $_________ is enclosed. Cash it before the widder finds out

Make checks payable to: ECV-PXL #1866

Send RSVP & check to:

ECV, Peter Lebeck Chapter P.O. Box 384 Bakersfield, CA 93302

From Clamper Brother______________________________ Phone : (_____) _______________

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